STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. While communicating with you, I acknowledge that my words exceed what’s reasonable for readers worldwide who might be anywhere, doing anything when I’m speaking directly to them? I understand your situation, but please explain yourself.
Xbox has recently unveiled its latest batch of Sports Pass additions, a collection of titles set to debut on the platform throughout September. Interestingly, most of these new releases cater specifically to fans like myself, who appreciate the thrill of competition and the rush of adrenaline that comes with it.
In September’s record of Sport Go arrivals, at least three video games catering to young adults are documented, specifically Star Truckers, Expeditions: A MudRunner Game, and Project Cars World 5. Can you hear me clearly now? What an intriguing experience! Is it not a peculiar phenomenon that some individuals, specifically those named Keith, exhibit such enthusiasm when discussing the intricacies of five-speed transmissions during extended rail journeys? It appears that this peculiar habit culminates in profound satisfaction for these Keiths. Cover their ears and provide them with privacy.
Although the arrival of Funky House Haulin’ Sim on Cloud, Console, and PC was already confirmed for September 3, following last month’s impressive Sport Go updates, it’s still worth getting enthusiastic about. I relished the opportunity to try out the game’s Steam demo earlier this year, following a memorable experience where I inadvertently crashed my vehicle into a space station.
When Expeditions: A MudRunner Sport dropped in February, it felt like ancient history had just arrived on my doorstep, as if the passage of time had been put into warp speed and suddenly I’m revisiting a bygone era. Although it was a period of relative stability, I recall informing you that as a direct result of spending far too much time discussing my futile efforts to haul an enormous Russian truck back to my campsite, only to have it repeatedly roll off a cliff and into the river. The highly anticipated game is set to launch simultaneously across cloud, console, and PC platforms on September 5.
As the ultimate member of the trio, I soon found myself drawn to one of its predecessors for about an hour, only to confirm that these games revolve around expertly navigating a train by seamlessly operating all the necessary controls and switches to arrive safely at stations, without causing catastrophic crashes that would put the lives of countless commuters and day trippers at risk, who had likely shelled out far too much for their tickets. The highly anticipated game is set to launch simultaneously on cloud, console, and PC platforms on September 17.
Electronic Arts announces the release dates for two upcoming titles: Technique recreation Age of Mythology: Retold, coming to cloud, PC, and Xbox Series X/S on September 4; and multiplayer extreme sports game Riders Republic, launching simultaneously on cloud, console, and PC on September 11.
On September 15, several video games will leave service. The list includes Ashes of Singularity: Escalation on PC, as well as FIFA 23 on cloud, console, and PC; Payday 3 on cloud, console, and PC; Slime Rancher 2 on cloud, console, and PC; SpiderHeck on cloud, console, and PC; and You Suck At Parking on cloud, console, and PC.
There you go. As you embark on a new adventure with Sport Go, we wish you a thrilling journey ahead!
