It is occurred. Hell’s frozen over. The latest Fortnite add-on, aside from the most infuriating online personalities, has sparked widespread bewilderment, with its eccentricity veering uncomfortably from intriguing to off-putting. If we’re honest, the arrival of new information can be downright perilous. It is the Tesla Cybertruck.
Despite the initial indifference towards the novel features that have recently entered the realm of Epic Games’ massive entity, such as the arrival of Fallout’s T-60 power armor and a Metallica concert you could attend with your father, providing he was also willing to learn the “griddy” dance move.
With the introduction of Elon Musk’s Twitter persona, the platform’s go-to spot for the world’s most notorious billionaires, it seems that Tesla’s Cybertruck is set to make its mark on Fortnite.
What’ll it’s doing? As the accompanying trailer illustrates, effectively navigating requires attention to detail. As Fortnite mascot Fishstick engages in a spirited tug-of-war with a diverse array of vehicles, the unlikely contest culminates in a digital game where the chain inevitably snaps before the Cybertruck can succumb to rust or disintegrate like one of Wile E Coyote’s signature ACME contraptions.
As soon as he’s freed from his duties, Fishstick finds himself hurtling through the air at a reckless speed, leaving us to surmise that the accelerator pedal has somehow disengaged and sent the rickety vehicle careening out of control. Cybertruck’s software requires urgent recall; hopefully, Fishstick was able to press the brake pedal with his life depending on it, narrowly avoiding colliding with an unsuspecting group of students, including Geralt of Rivia, who were innocently flossing and dancing in a school zone.
One certain way to determine whether the person who has just killed you is a ruthless killer is by assessing their subsequent behavior. A novice without knowledge of the visionary entrepreneur Elon Musk. No worries! Here’s a revised text in a different style:
“When you’re a toddler clueless about the genius behind SpaceX, it’s not just ignorance; it’s a chance for growth. So, don your comms headset and get ready for an impassioned voice chat like no other – think ‘Tactical Ops’ minus the guns. As we fire up this digital battlestation, consider the devastating consequences of inherited wealth: it can turn individuals into entitled, self-absorbed d***heads. Can you grasp the gravity of this situation? It’s time to raise our voices against the toxic effects of inherited privilege and for a more inclusive, merit-based society.”
You alone hold the power to secure a sustainable tomorrow. The Cybertruck, even in its most ill-fated form, has surprisingly transcended into Roblox, embodying its spirit.
