A Warframe participant has taken to Reddit to precise his gratitude to the sport and Digital Extremes for saving his marriage. The participant, who goes by Overseas-Molasses7586, posted his story for the neighborhood to see, and has been met by overwhelming help and celebration from Tenno everywhere in the world.
Titled “Thanks, Digital Extremes, Warframe saved my marriage”, the put up explains that Overseas-Molasses7586 has had a “congenital malformation within the tendons of my ring and center fingers”, which is in primary phrases is an abnormality within the finger tendons that might make motion tough. This, as you may think about, is an actual problem to stay with. Nevertheless, Mr Overseas-Molasses7586 outright claims he struggled with “pleasuring my spouse” in consequence.
Enter Warframe, which appears to have modified all the pieces for the beautiful couple: “Then got here Warframe. And with it, two frames that modified all the pieces: Gauss and Atlas. I picked them up as a result of they had been enjoyable and aggressive. What I didn’t anticipate was how demanding they had been on my fingers. At first, enjoying them damage (lots) due to all of the spamming, however I saved going, as a result of I cherished the gameplay and I needed to get higher.”
Over time, Overseas-Molasses7586 began to fade and muscle tissue began to develop, main them to put money into a brand new keyboard with heavier keys. This he claims introduced again the ache, however allowed them to additional enhance their finger energy.
Lastly, the payoff. Overseas-Molasses7586 dropped the fantastic information that his new fingers – the highly effective and simply fingers of a Gauss and Atlas participant – had been robust sufficient to tackle a problem extra necessary than any Mastery Rank path. “And final evening, throughout an intimate second with my spouse, I used to be assured sufficient to convey it up once more and IT WORKED (the motion remains to be tough across the edges however hey, it is one thing!). We each simply sat there after, sort of shocked. I used to be the happiest man alive.”
he does not state outright what occurred, however you may put two-and-two collectively – it is unlikely he is speaking a couple of vigorous evening of hair braiding. The feedback to this put up are hilarious and supportive. One person posts, “THANK YOU DE I CAN FINGER BLAST AGAIN!!!!!”, whereas one other writes, “Digital Extremes actually introduced your digits to the… excessive”. One neighborhood member even puzzled if Warframe studio Digital Extremes’ devs would learn the put up throughout its subsequent stream. That ought to occur, 100%. That is precisely the kind of factor these lot like to highlight.
All joking apart, it is a heartwarming story. Video video games have been a protracted been a focal point for these eager prime discover their potential to assist in bodily rehabilitation. On this Ready Players put up, it states that video video games may be “a precious device within the rehabilitation course of”. I would wager that course of does not usually contain, er, bed room hijinks, however rattling it, a win’s a win and the raunchy nature of this story solely provides to the arguments for gaming’s use on this line of care.
So let’s all give a giant congratulations to Overseas-Molasses7586 and their spouse, and here is to many extra years of completely satisfied marriage and, for lack of a SFW time period, passionate Gauss gameplay.
