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Objectophilia. The sensation of being interested in a construction is perhaps best…
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Here’s the improved text: The latest surprise in Helldivers 2’s ongoing Galactic War saga is a massive attack by hordes of automaton forces, led by an elite squadron of “augmented” robots known as the Jet Brigade.
Here's a revised version: Helldivers 2 has introduced a new main order,…
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As the Helldivers 2 Bile Titan-slaying six-shooter revved up to turbo mode, the community careened wildly through the stages of grief, from denial (“This can’t be real!”) to anger (Why’d they have to nerf our baby?!”), bargaining (Okay, okay, we’ll try anything!), depression (Is this all there is?), and finally acceptance (Alright, time to adapt and move on).
The latest patch for Helldivers 2, version 01.001.104, brings a range of…
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The Helldivers 2 patch, version 01.001.104, marks the culmination of Arrowhead’s 60-day development plan. The primary objective is to refine Automaton gameplay, making it less frustrating for players to face off against these opponents. Additionally, the patch introduces various fun weapon tweaks.
Here's the improved text: The latest patch, Patch 01.001.104, marks the culmination…
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The highly anticipated patch for Helldivers 2 is just around the corner, following a slight calendaring mishap. In the meantime, fans are having a field day joking that Bethesda must be working on porting Skyrim to… bullets? The prospect of the Elder Scrolls classic reimagined as a bullet-based experience has sparked some hilarious speculation.
Arrowhead Games has announced that Helldivers 2's upcoming massive patch will be…
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“Helldivers 2’s latest multiplayer operation, ‘Hold the Line,’ takes an unexpected turn when Super Earth is faced with a formidable opponent that can’t be simply obliterated. In a show of camaraderie, PC gamers step in to fill the void left by AWOL PSN players, showcasing the true spirit of cooperative play.”
Dangerous information, soldier! As Helldivers 2's latest mission unfolded, it seemed as…
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As Turing’s security is now assured, Arrowhead takes the next bold step in crafting Helldivers 2’s sprawling space station by appropriating a mining complex from its unsuspecting robotic custodians.
As tensions escalate in Helldivers 2, the forces of Tremendous Earth make…
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In a thrilling finale, two Helldivers face off against each other in a massive battle to claim control of the coveted Turing space station. The stakes are high, with victory bringing exclusive access to a unique video featuring General Brasch executing an incredible suplex on a tank – only accessible to those who emerge triumphant.
Helldivers 2's latest update, "New Order," encountered unexpected obstacles on its journey…
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Construction on the Helldivers’ 2’s innovative space station commences following players’ liberation of the Arrowhead boss’s hometown, setting the stage for the next critical milestone. However, this progress hinges on securing “scientific breakthroughs” that will propel the project forward.
Construction has begun on Helldivers 2's groundbreaking "Interplanetary Battle Station," a development…
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