Famend thinker Sir Mixalot as soon as reasoned that it is troublesome to illicit need within the occasion that you do not have buns, hun. Plainly a brand new mod for the Silent Hill 2 remake has taken that sentiment to coronary heart and utilized it to the sport’s most beguiling character.
Yep, now you can be stalked and chased by silly horny Pyramid head, because of modder loxoss’ resolution to make the monster that will not cease popping as much as say hey to James Sunderland depart his garments at dwelling. Properly, other than, you realize, the enormous triangular factor that adorns his bonce, as a result of clearly that stays on on a regular basis, which I assume have to be a ache within the bathe.
Their mod ‘Nude Pyramid Head’, could be very a lot one of many issues in life that does what it says on the tin, therefore the very fact I would advise towards clicking on that hyperlink in case you’re at work, or have a small baby/cat close by you could possibly probably traumatise.
Here is the factor. Since I clapped eyes on this mod when checking the Nexus this morning (for work, I swear), it is not the very fact it offers Pyramid Head a suprisingly sensibly-proportioned wang (I am no professional, however I would say loxoss has performed a great job of retaining PH’s johnson within the goldliocks zone of manhoods, I assume for the sake of immersion), that I can not cease guffawing about. It is the bum.
I, an expert journalist, am barely scared to report that nude Pyramid Head – little doubt in step with his portrayal on sure sections of the web that I do know exist, however definitely do not frequent – has cake. As Mixalot may say, this child has chalkily-coloured again. Perhaps it is simply because that texture means his whole physique seems prefer it’s been chiseled from marble.
Anyway, to ensure I am not getting too far into the smut, it appears mods like this are loxoss’ specialty, with them additionally having made different works that see the likes of SH2’s Sunderland, Leon from the Resident Evil 4 Remake, and Road Fighter 6’s Luke decide to wander round as if they have been chucked into some motion simply after ending up a facet hustle posing for artwork college students.
For those who’re after a Pyramid Head mod that is certain to illicit the identical emotions in you because the nude one will, it solely took about 5 minutes following the Silent Hill 2 remake’s launch final week for the monster to be swapped for Thomas the Tank Engine, as a result of modding.
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