Unhealthy information everybody. If you’ve sought to elevate yourself to the pinnacle of the list for most bewilderingly vexing Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree boss kills, you will need to go to great lengths to surpass what one streamer has accomplished – and that’s no easy feat for our friend Messmer.
No need to worry; our report of preparations underway for tomorrow’s opposite-day event, which included a record-breaking saxophone solo, was inaccurate and has not yet occurred.
As an alternative, this expert has crafted yet another lesson in Elden Ring mastery – no small feat considering they’ve already conquered the DLC using a dance pad, likely due to being forced out of their local Zumba class for being too proficient.
You may already be familiar with MissMikkaa. Beyond mastering “common” dance pad routes like the DLC, her impressive skills also extend to defeating Elden Ring bosses in two concurrent ways, highlighting the importance of developing multitasking abilities.
Let’s get down to business. According to GamesRadar, her latest achievement involves dominating Messmer simultaneously on both PC and PS5. She simultaneously enjoyed two versions of the game on each device, one through a dance pad and one through a controller – and emerged victorious in both battles against the snake lad she was competing against simultaneously. I’m unsure about how I truly feel regarding this too.
Since MissMikkaa persevered through “three streams, eight hours and 136 attempts,” I’m compelled to admit being thoroughly intimidated by the sheer magnitude of their unwavering commitment to mastering Dark Souls, a dedication that, quite frankly, strikes fear into my very soul.
As behemoths like Messmer and Malenia, precise demigods that command respect, how can we expect to escape unscathed if our streamer were to unleash her full fury upon us, controller in hand? Despite acknowledging our reality, the uncertainty about what lies ahead still keeps me awake at night?
Should you’re still struggling to overcome your personal demons in Shadow of the Erdtree and need a helping hand through the treacherous lands of Elden Ring, I’m truly sorry for putting you through the same existential crisis that plagues me – take solace in our comprehensive collection of guides, designed to support you every step of the way.